Where I am not

Is with you. Come back to me p and let's restart.

Vrooooom... splat

Motocross parents are worse than soccer and hockey parents put together.

Grow up people... If your son has gone over the handlebars and I am holding c-spine, don't be yelling at your 10 year old to get back on their bike when they're bleeding from their mouths for god's sake...

Tick me off...

Stupid person of the day:

At a children's festival treating a screaming 2 year old who has slivers in 3 of his fingers. An older man approaches and as I'm going to the back of the unit to get a prep pad he asks me how to identify the type of tick that spreads lyme disease. I said I was quite busy and needed to help the child. He responded: "some help you are" and walked away.

Nice work Lou.