Right. Urban outdoorsman. ER waiting hallway. 1.5 hours. He wakes up from the rubbing alcohol he drank and needs to urinate but can't walk or use his hands (save bat at his member like he is paralysed from the wrist down).
Since I did not want to clean urine off the floor, I took his member (gloved hand) and placed it in the bag. The bag shook him after (I was controlling the bag).
My version of public service? My 2 preceptors were there, saw, didn't want to do it themselves, and I will likely never live this down.
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